January 8

The day a hoe is born

Oh she was born onJanuary 8th it explains a lot

by Silly0208 October 13, 2019

January 17

A very kind nice funny crazy good friend

a person born on January 17 is a very good friend

by mushroomGirl1422 January 5, 2020

Jizz Jar January

This month is about having to store all of your nut in one jar, once done you can dispense it or drink it if that's your thing.

OH my, Mary I'm doing Jizz jar January

by RTRDCK November 4, 2018

9th of January

The 9th of January is yet again...
You guessed it, Skip Day for Highschool Kids...
I'm sorry Elementary Rebels, but you gotta be in school...
On this day it is recommended to do something nice for your friends as well, possibly go to the movies (if there is any good ones) or take them all to Lunch (Or just your special someone)
Have fun out there on the 9th because I'm sure I will
Dont forget, there is no penalty for skipping on this day.

Principal: Why was nobody at school yesterday?

Teacher: I have no clue.

Student: Allow me to help you answer that question. It was Skip Day for Highschool Kids. Check it out on Urban Dictionary, 9th of January.

by _.Urban-Dictionary._ December 11, 2019

January 26

Those born on January 26 have lost all grip of reality and have no idea what else to do with life upon passing the age of 18.

He was born on January 26? Jeez.. Feel bad for him/her.

by UnappealingHangover October 17, 2019

January 19th

The first of many national titty fuck day.

Hey it’s January 19th u know what that means

Hey boo wanna January 19th rn

by Daddynk April 19, 2019

January 18

January 18 is National bench press ur bitchez day!!!

Flex that muscle babey

Person 1: Happy birthday bro!

Person 2: Haha thanks bro

Person 1: did you hear what else is happening today, bro?

Person 2: Nah bro??

Person 1: January 18 is national bench press ur bitchez day, bro! Go out and bench press your bitch before someone else lifts her!

Person 2: Brooooo!

by absolutelynotkatie October 19, 2019