jacob austin

Sexy, Beutiful, and super sexy.
Smart and cool too
But unable to get a girlfriend...
EVER

Jacob Austin is sexy!

by Liliana Pizano December 08, 2016

Jacob Bertand

The most wonderful human being, star of kirby buckets, the best person alive, happy 21 buddy

Jacob Bertand is the best person alive.

by Butttttttttttttttttttttt March 06, 2021

Abel Jacob

14 year old content creator, with 250k+ on TikTok and 2.5k+ on YouTube. Part of this next generations new wave of content. Keep your eyes open for Abel Jacob

Davis- Yo Dylan, have you watched the new Abel Jacob?

Dylan- “No”

by Goofyassnigga8832 June 15, 2022

jacobs crackers

the best creamy tasteful crunchy yummy crackers u could ever eat

“if u don’t like jacobs crackers i am so sorry”

by brickarmstrong September 19, 2020

Jacobs Mule

A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka

A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!

by Wrg2017 July 07, 2018

Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.

“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”

by GmoneyFIn February 01, 2020

jacob zaiser

The One Slippery Boi. He is the hottest person ever created

Do u no Jacob Zaiser?
Yeah he’s a beaut

by One Slippery Boi March 02, 2018