jose altuve

The best 2nd basemen all time

Damn Jose altuve is good

by Oh yes harden July 18, 2017

jose

a person who gets really confused when some one tells him anything

QUE ,ESE? SOY JOSE!

by woodmaker October 2, 2010

Jesiel

Is a person who is nice, loving and caring to others but can also be disrespectful and annoying to others but most of the time is cute and nice.

Jesiel is annoying 😒

by Rythggkjkkkk September 29, 2020

Sloppy Jose'

The act of filling a condom with salsa,beans,and any other mexican food then poking a hole in the end of the condom and squezing the contents out in your partner's rectum (buthole). Next procede to have anal sex with your partner. Next eat ( without using your hands) the contens of the " Sloppy Jose'" .

Last night my boy friend gave me a Sloppy Jose' and I don't think ill ever be able to eat mexican food again.

After i got a sloppy jose ive had intestinel problems ever since.

I havent stopped tingling since last night it starting to hurt.

by KoleTrain August 6, 2011

Jodie Foster

When you vomit into your partners anus, causing them to defecate their fecal matter as well as your own puke back onto your face.

After sex, my girl screamed, "give me a Jodie Foster!"

by Reach Around Sundae June 1, 2009

quelle joie!

direct English translation from French = what joy!

When I found the best French restaurant in Lexington, I said, quelle joie!

by LexBrett July 21, 2006

Jolienne

An evil heinous bitch that is kind of ridiculously fun, crazy and perverted but is still a bitch all the same.

Oh my god! You are such a Jolienne.

by abcdefg96 February 20, 2010