Jaden 

Jaden is a asshole he doesn’t have girlfriend he acts very tough but when he gets in trouble he cry’s like a little bitch he has a small penis he says he has a big one and makes fun of people who actually have big dicks he makes fun of poor people even though he wears the same hoodie and shoes every day he is a big ASSHOLE

Girl:ew look at that kid Jaden he’s a bully
Jaden:*cries*

Jaden by Theniggga September 8, 2019

Jaden Gupta 

He's litawalee the coolest guy to ever walk the Earth. He praises EHHHHH BUDDD. He's got the biggest peen in the world even though he's Indian. He's a god at FIFA, and has a better team than anyone he knows. Jadens are going to rule the wold but especially Jaden Gupta, because he's got a big peen. Don't mess with Jaden Gupta or he'll take you and your friends around the block for the rest of his life.

Dude 1: U met Jaden Gupta?
Dude 2: Yeah! He's got the fattest peen and he's cracked at FIFA.

Jaden Gupta by The Only Guy_12345678901234567 May 25, 2023

Jaden Smith 

Daddy

Oh yeah, did you hear Jaden smiths new song ?

Jaden Smith by Death and despair May 29, 2018

Jadd Shammas 

A loud hairy kuwait soccer player

Ur as loud as a jadd

Jadd Shammas by Anonymus May 3, 2003

Jade 

A ugly girl who wants nothing but someone to care about her. She has no friends and feels lonely all the time. The guy she always likes, likes her ‘friend’ and always gets hurt. No one really likes her or cares about her. She a worthless piece of shit. That’s ugly

“Oh my god jade is so ugly” says a girl “ oh I know like...”

Jade by Blank_30 November 20, 2018

Jade 

The illiterate, word-producing, biracial butterfly from America's Next Top Model Cycle Six who receives more eye rolls than compliments on the runway from the judges. The most entertaining aspect of cycle six due to her arrogance and irrationality towards others.

Jade: Etcetera is spelled e-x-c-e-t-r-a.

The rumors of Jade's inability to pronounce and spell words is confirmed and can now be added to the list of hilarious things we love about her.

Jade by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

Jade Flu 

When a non-Asian person is attracted sexually to an Asian person.

John has jade flu, can't get enough of that Asian pussy.

Jade Flu by Thanatos454 December 13, 2010