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Jade Kenyon

A Jade kenyon is a cock sucking lady whore who loves both males and females. Jades recent sexual experiences have thrown her into the world of prostitution. Her extreme love of sex has encouraged her to create her own sex act, the ‘Kenny’, in which the Female/male partner is placed on the bed with ketamine in her pussy/ass. The male/female then proceeds to snort the line off her pussy/ass. The partners alternate and both get absolutely ‘kennied’
‘found me a Jade kenyon type of bird’

Never been so kennied (in both ways) in me life lad’
by Jadekennyshagger01 June 13, 2019
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Jade Mccgovern

A jade mccgovern is a fat slut. She has little friends and is often found alone watching doctor who. She is probably the saddest girl you will ever find, she is always eating or wearing short skirts.
Have you seen that Jade Mccgovern, who would date her?
by nooo nameee April 6, 2015
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shyla-jade

the fattest of the fatty patty's the most outrageous heffa to exsist.
"shyla-jade is morbidly obsese. stupid heffa."
by shyla jade September 4, 2023
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jade telon

scorpio minor who has an affair with Juanito feito
You see that mf who just got off the getbus? We call them Jade Telon s round deez parts.
by bh4dbh4b13 February 19, 2022
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Jade

Jade is the person everyone wants to be. She loves Snapchat and is so active on every social media account. She’s bossy sometimes but shy. Such a fast and TALL runner. loves TATER TOTS. Not funny
Who’s Jade?
Jade dickman
by anonymous September 5, 2022
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Jadeed

One of the greatest humans alive. Someone called Jadeed is someone who you can always rely on, and someone who is always there for you.
“See that person over there, they are always super nice and supportive
“That must be a Jadeed, I love Jadeeds so much”
“Yeah me too!”
by Zeglian November 23, 2021
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Jade

Definition of Jade
Jade is an exceptionally intelligent woman, whose extraordinary gifts are currently stifled by the weight of an abusive relationship. Her true potential, vast and unyielding, lies dormant, awaiting the catalyst of a connection with another superhuman—a man who not only comprehends his own unique abilities but also perceives the profound, untapped power residing within her.
Though such individuals are rare, fate has already charted her course: the year 2025 marks the arrival of this destined partner, appearing in her life with surprising proximity. For Jade to finally embrace her destiny and unlock her full capabilities, she must decisively break free from her past, leaving the abusive relationship behind. A saddened Superman is poised and waiting, ready to help her rise.
by Strongwoman historian June 12, 2025
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