Jacob Bertand

The most wonderful human being, star of kirby buckets, the best person alive, happy 21 buddy

Jacob Bertand is the best person alive.

by Butttttttttttttttttttttt March 06, 2021

Jacob Tomlinson

Absolute beast of a being. An icon for the human kind to look up to. Generally a great guy.

Jacob Tomlinson is beast

by The icon/beast September 02, 2021

Pulling a Jacob

To lock your keys in the car

Michael: Hey Jacob, wanna play some fibbage?

Jacob: Sorry man, I can't right now. I've locked my keys in the car... Again.

Michael: Really... Again? That's such a Jacob thing to do. You might even call it, pulling a Jacob.

by Wisebeard January 26, 2015

Jacob's Dad

A piece of shit no one likes.

"Jacob's Dad is an asshole"

by EINGO November 04, 2019

jacob austin

Sexy, Beutiful, and super sexy.
Smart and cool too
But unable to get a girlfriend...
EVER

Jacob Austin is sexy!

by Liliana Pizano December 08, 2016

Jacobs Mule

A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka

A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!

by Wrg2017 July 07, 2018

jacob zaiser

The One Slippery Boi. He is the hottest person ever created

Do u no Jacob Zaiser?
Yeah he’s a beaut

by One Slippery Boi March 02, 2018