Internet

What you're fucking using right now, you dipshit.

Oh, look at me! I'm using the fucking internet to look up the definition of internet! Blarkghjbjasnd; fuck youuuu

by Cheney October 21, 2007

Internet

A world wide network of computers all linked together over the TCP/IP protocol. The Internet allows people to communicate in real time from different continents. Someone in South America can have an online chat with someone in Russia.

All manner of news and information can be accessed through search engines such as Google. All the major news outlets have websites that have free or subscription access to news.

You usually use the Internet via the World Wide Web. You use a Web browser such as Internet Explorer or Firefox to look things up.

The Internet is not without its problems. Viruses and spyware abound and can major mess up your computer if it becomes infested with them. You need a firewall and antivirus program for safety.

I can look up stuff on the Internet using Google.

by shadowhawk September 16, 2004

internet

pornography's best friend

Tom:I looked up porn on the internet
Jack:What else is the internet good for

by moraun March 3, 2005

internet dirt

In Coquitlam B.C. we call (easy)chicks that you pick up off the internet "internet dirt".

"Chris hooked up with some internet dirt last night and brought her over here."

by Turkey_Dinner August 28, 2006

Internets

Something that George W Bush hears rumors on

I hear there's rumors on the, uh, Internets

by mightybob50 August 7, 2009

Internet Explorer

Internet Explorer is an insidious web browser that comes installed on Microsoft operating systems. It crashes all the time and then annoys you with prompts asking if you want to send error reports. It also has a lot of security vulnerabilities, and using it is the easiest way to get a virus, trojan, or other malware.

As if that weren't bad enough, Internet Explorer is so integrated into the system that removing it can cause major problems.

The only thing Internet Explorer is good for is downloading Firefox

by am529~ June 3, 2010

internet explorer

a program that you think you can use to view internet pages...but you cant.....it sucks balls

as in internet explorer sucks my balls.. cant even close the bitch when it doesnt respond.. unkown error closing application unexpectadly would you like to further delay yourself by trying to send a message to our tech people that will take another hour because no one in the world uses microsoft outlook as their main emailing program and youaccidently hit "yes" instead of the "suck my balls order me a macbook" button and now it has try to load and then tell me that i deleted some applications neccessary to open it.........shit..

by andyx March 3, 2011