Theory of Emo Music

The theory that emo music is really cheerful and fun, until you listen to the lyrics then it becomes sad. Usually occurs because of emo bands inablity to come up with good lyrics.

Foster: "Dude this song face down is awesome! it makes me so happy"
Laura: "You realize that song is about a guy who beats his girlfriend?"
Foster: "Aww...now it makes me sad to listen to that song"
Laura: "Yea Its the Theory of Emo Music"

by EmoTheorist February 28, 2010

White Jean Theory

Supposedly eligible males think that White jeans may help send a message that you're single and ready to mingle.

Dude, go talk to that chic in the white skinny jeans. White Jean Theory, man.

by Nofilterfernanda August 11, 2016

Glass-of-Water-Theory

The Glass of Water Theory is a recommendation that when someone asks you for something you want, just say yes. Do not feel uncomfortable responding "yes" to an offer. This is referred to as the Glass of Water Theory because of the common debacle many of us find ourselves in. When entering a home if someone asks you if you want a glass of water, say yes, otherwise you don't get the water - and they don't think you are being extra polite either.

"Jake's mom offered to pay for dinner. I feel bad letting her, but the Glass-of-Water-Theory states i should just allow her. Now i get a free dinner!" :)

by Jacob Blintz February 18, 2011

multi-gender theory

A theory used by people going through a life crisis that feel the need to be “different” from everyone else so they feel “special”, but don’t be afraid to call them a sensitive liberal snowflake, cause they are literally the same thing.

Dude 1: Have you heard of the multi-gender theory it sounds cool

Dude 2: Only if you want to be a Hillary supporter...

by jrunner03 August 11, 2018

Darkling Missile Theory

The darkling missile theory states; that no matter what the senerio, weather it be air strike, predetor missle, harrier or any other heavy explosive, the player darklingx13457 will be singled out and killed regardless of the perk cold blodded or anyother perk intended to prevent death by explosive.

I was playing with darkling and he was killed 3 times in one round by differnt missiles must be the Darkling Missile Theory

by demonsearth November 23, 2009

machine gun theory

when a man is hitting on multiple women in hopes of at least landing one, similar to a spray and pray with a machine gun, since during a spray and pray there is always a high chance that at least one bullet will hit its mark.

Joseph was super horny, so he utilised the renowned machine gun theory to get some pussy.

by PapoTruco00976 April 24, 2018

Theory of retrospective return

Theory of retrospective return; when one purchases a good from an auction, online or not, in the view that should the person ever require that item in the future, he quite possibly purchased it at a price well below market or retail price. Therefore making a retrospective return.

James buys 65 fun size garden gnomes because they were only $15 in an online auction. Several weeks later, James is held hostage and his captors demand 65 fun size garden gnomes. Fun size garden gnomes retail for $2 each. The Theory of retrospective return demonstrates that James made a return of $115.

by benjamin g October 15, 2008