by Harry Fatazz January 2, 2018
Get the dry beanedmug. The result of a man placing his ballsack into the midst of a swampy vagina, steaming with putrid stinch.
by eatpizza October 24, 2011
Get the tuna beansmug. The Bean Effect is when a top tier bum that lives off of McDoubles, Golf, and Nicotine somehow finds a way to have multiple females hypnotized through his malicious, womanizing ways leading them to believe he loves them. The Bean Effect may also cause the male to have outrageous thoughts such as believing he can love more than one female at once.
by Can I hit your alto? August 6, 2021
Get the Bean Effectmug. A moment that is so awesome that it makes you want to eat and have an orgasmic moment at the same time.
Person 1: bro my mommy just died but I also got a triple feed
Person 2: that’s a pretty beans moment my dude
Person 2: that’s a pretty beans moment my dude
by Beans chungus June 27, 2021
Get the Beans momentmug. A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.
by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017
Get the michael beanmug. 
To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax.
"Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!"
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."
by Dassah December 23, 2016
Get the Bean Fuckedmug.