Burrito after dark

Anal sex

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark

by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023

dollar burritos

Dollar burritos refer to discount marijuana

Yeah, I'm just sittin' here having a few dollar burritos - you guys want one?

by DollarBurritos June 14, 2018

Burrito bison

most bestest gam everr

person 1: burrito bison? epic?
person 3 yes, lol epic

by Goydrascre January 31, 2022

Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck

"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."

by bangkokbananahammock May 27, 2015

Burrito Bandits

Niggas from the mexican cartel

We’re not scared of you burrito bandits.

by NotAGhettophile October 14, 2024

Pizza Burrito

When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.

A really bad pizza. JP. You know its you. Pizza Burrito.

by AuburnSass September 24, 2013

shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and beans and corn get in the straw

Maurice and Paulie went shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.

by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024