by Holeymoley66 December 20, 2024
by IC毛l3UR63R December 10, 2023
A situation that clearly wont work. something which wont happen at all. Highly unlike to go as planned.
Suzan says she 'd love to have a date with the new guy in class. Problem is , he is married already... "that dog wont hunt". fail
by SONNIA PEREIRA LIMA February 15, 2017
The bros roll out in a large pickup truck, beers in hand, on a search for pedophiles. Once caught, the bros abduct the pedophile and drive him to the distant woods. Once there, they make a sagittal incision on the pedophile's taint, and brutally extract his ejaculatory duct. The bros then abandon the pedophile in the woods, and return to one of their homes, where the pedophile's ducts are finely puréed and used as the base of a high-protein duct stew. The stew is then dehydrated, powdered, and shipped to various charities combating world hunger.
"Hey Gunner! You still good for hittin' the fishin' hole this weekend?"
"Not this weekend brother. The bros and I are going duct hunting. We're gonna make a real change in this world."
"Not this weekend brother. The bros and I are going duct hunting. We're gonna make a real change in this world."
by dave moon February 14, 2025
When the bro Aaron becomes single he initiates his hunting phase and will not keep his mighty schlong in his pants at any cost.
Person 1: Hey did you hear Aaron broke up with his missus?
Person 2: Ah fuck hide your girl Aaron's Hunting.
Person 2: Ah fuck hide your girl Aaron's Hunting.
by Dr1p_Godx January 25, 2022
by JAZ_254 October 22, 2016
While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
by Endlessecho May 18, 2021