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ho muffin

A short home-wrecker. She can be young, older, pretty, or uglier. Watch out! She's quick to steal your man!
See that girl over there? She is such a ho muffin! She's broken up so many homes it's not funny!
by peachpie88 September 10, 2011
mugGet the ho muffinmug.

Ho-hoops

Absurdly, ridiculously, dangerously huge hoop earrings. Huge-ass hoop earrings, at least 4 inches in diameter; down to the shoulder or beyond, is even better. May be thin and simple, may be CZ-encrusted and gaudy. Think Snooki, think Rihanna. See also, hoop earring theory, though data is largely anecdotal.
Whoa, her ho-hoops are the size of hula hoops! Does she take them off for fighting?
by wheremygerundsat January 20, 2014
mugGet the Ho-hoopsmug.

pro ho

A female who leverages her way into the likes and path of professional athletes, most notably in the action sports community in Southern California. These women rub shoulders with some of the highest ranking motocross riders and other athletes and sleep with these men for street credibility and to be put in the spotlight hoping to get a taste of fame. They seduce riders by offering free sexual favors and becoming their personal escort. These women have no souls.
"Dude, did you hear Ashley slept with Villopoto?" Yeah? I heard she leveraged her way into Sheckler's bed too! Haha, she's the biggest pro ho!"
by anonymous799 October 11, 2011
mugGet the pro homug.

ho tour

when you pick up a ho on the tour home from work.
Eric: Tom can we do a ho tour on the way home from work.

Tom: As long as I can pick up my ho too.
by Big Cat Daddy May 1, 2009
mugGet the ho tourmug.

Cheng Ho

A short Chinese boy who happens to have a similar name as famous eunuch Ho Cheng. Despite his lack of testes, he is still pretty hot. Same applies here.
I couldn't see him there, must have been a Cheng Ho
by kkkonnoisseur May 14, 2019
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ho and tell

Similar to the well known act of show and tell, only when a promiscuous person Ho's and tells.
Can't wait for poker night, I know when to show them and when to fold them, but I am hoping to ho and tell if you know what I mean!
by GlazeHer October 11, 2016
mugGet the ho and tellmug.

ho pretty

1. An attractive whore.
2. An attractive female with a very slutty look/style.
3. The type of girl who is obviously looking for attention with the she dresses.
4. A woman who looks like she's had more than enough experience with the male genitalia.
5. A woman looking for a good time, not a long time. This has pros and cons, seeing how there's a good chance you're going to get laid, but there's and equally great chance of catching a STD.
6. You would not bring a ho pretty girl home to mom.
Guy 1: "Oh man, that girl is so ho pretty. I'm gonna get laid tonight!"

Guy 2: "Don't forget to take some penicillin."
by The Flying Oyster October 11, 2010
mugGet the ho prettymug.

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