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by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003
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Grease Ball

A young Greek Boy who eats to much fast food, such as hot pockets and as a result sweats grease even if thier not working out or doing activities that demand movement.
Wow, Nick Velis is so much of a grease ball, you could cook french fries in his recently used bath water.
by Johnny Cocraine December 23, 2008
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Greasing

A new craze sweeping the English shires like an agressive rash, Greasing involves giving someone's doorhandle a good bit of ass. Origins of this majestic sport point to Sale, England where "The Bumface" is also thought to have been practiced on a religuous scale.
"Greasing tonight anyone?"
"Ah mate I've just had a shower, I don't fancy getting chafe"
"Well we'll go for a bit of a dance first, get a bit of sweat between those cheeks and you will be primed for a greasing my son"
"Thats what I'm talking about!"
by greasedaddy October 7, 2008
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Greasy Spoon

Jerking-off onto your hand, then slapping someone across the face.
John is such a tool that he's about to get the Greasy Spoon.
by ripclaw33 December 7, 2010
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greasy spoons

The highly competitive, internationally acclaimed sport involving teams of nude, greased partners bound together by gratuitous strands of glow-sticks. Together, under the glow of blacklights, the couple must writhe their way across the finish line before the other duos. Invented in 2011 in Lincoln, Nebraska - the sport has earned acclaim from marriage counselors and the rave community alike.
World-Champion and inventor, Tara Wrist won the coveted first place vest in the 2011 Greasy Spoons finals by writhing in her signature figure eight motion.
by Feelips June 17, 2011
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greaseball

A person who puts Tres Flores, Dixie Peach, or 90 weight gear lube in his hair.
Ramon and Jimmy Bub are a couple of grease balls who never go out in public before greasing their hair.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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Gets

Gets: Gay, Eye, Tired, Syndrome. Gets is a common disease found when you are having a good time and your eyes fail you but your body is pumping with adrenaline. Also it is known as THE FUN CRUSHER
"Hey Callum ive got Gets :("

" ohh damn shall we hit the bales then "
" yes i guess we have to "
" DAMN YOU GAY EYES!"
by oblibbyjob July 25, 2009
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