greasethinks

Slang meaning “I think.”
Often used to replace the outdated phrase “methinks” popular on internet forums.

“Uhhhhhh guys….. greasethinks you’re gonna want to see this”

by Gil Meche December 23, 2024

Grease

top shelf WEED. that shit that blow ya brain back, shit so greasy everybody wanna nug!

synonyms: zaza, loud, gas
antonyms: boof, pk, reggie, tweeds, that bullshit, sticks & stems

I need that GREASE pack, not the boof shit

by sagebitt January 12, 2025

Grease

top shelf WEED. that shit that blow ya brain back, shit so greasy everybody wanna nug!

synonyms: zaza, loud, gas
antonyms: boof, pk, reggie, tweeds, that bullshit, sticks & stems

I need that GREASE pack, not the boof shit

by sagebitt January 12, 2025

Grease Job

The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.

Credit: Shark

Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.

by BaconGreaser January 18, 2025

Greaser

While sitting on a bucket full of lacrosse balls, you fart and or shit in the bucket, creating the greaser

John and Bob made hella greasers today during the game.

by jett2grippy April 28, 2025

Greaseshot

When you and your partner rub bacon grease onto each other and the male ejaculates a thick greasy substance onto the partner and licks it off her

I hit my girl with the greaseshot combo she loved me

by Thetroy420 April 29, 2025

Grease hole contest

When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!

Hey joe! Let’s go do a Grease hole contest!

by Turbonutchuk June 8, 2025