Grass Stainz

Like cigarette burns on your clothes,but from weed.

Smoke so much weed I got grass Stainz _Lil Wayne

by anonymous February 23, 2023

grass thoughts

Basically when you fell in love whom u know u won't get and simply waste time thinking abt the person, you r said to be experiencing grass thoughts

Hey man, yesterday my brain went to graze on grass
I am experiencing grass thoughts, so please scold me so that I can come back to real life

by Golden_CyborgGG December 21, 2023

Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home

His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.

by GG1000 April 9, 2022

grass#0326

A fucking person who has no fucking sense of self. He jokes around non-existent jokes and even fucking jacks himself off when doing so.

grass#0326 is a fucking bitch.

by kryf_ April 24, 2023

ass is grass

In the Bible, the phrase ''all flesh is grass'' occurs. Meaning that life is fleeting.

Somebody rang the changes on it, and so, ''your ass is grass'' comes about. A gaudy threat, or a prophesy of coming misfortune.

"If you snitch on me, your ass is grass"

"The platoon sergeant says Smith's ass is grass when the CO finds out"

by Mors Profundis December 3, 2016

grass

When grass

Person 1:Yooo
Person 2:grass

by this_isnowtaken January 1, 2021

Grass Man

A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that

Man 1: ayo go touch some grass, Grass Man!
Man 2: I already touch it daily.
Man 1: oh no

by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021