Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.
by sdasdsadd June 21, 2016
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Wasian gorilla

A sexy ass motherfucker that has yummy furry legs that make you wanna cum in your pants so hard that you can't hide it, he will also make you have a erection so hard that your cock never be small again.
Son: "Hey mom, who's Wasian Gorilla?"
Milf: holy shit, Wasian gorilla is the hottest looking son of a bitch in the world."
by Americancitizen December 22, 2020
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Gorilla Metal

Metal music that sounds like what you'd get if you put a bunch of gorillas behind some instruments. Usually described by gatekeepers as "real metal." It is essentially the metal version of butt rock, but significantly less commercially accessible. Gorilla Metal can quickly be identified by the use of 7 and 8 string guitars to make up for a lack of creative writing ability, tasteless drumming that consists mainly of smacking the kit as loud and frequently as possible, and mainly screamed vocals. If there are clean vocals, they are certainly autotuned garbage.
Jim: "Hey, do you like Crown the Empire?"
Hank: "Nah man, I don't listen to Gorilla Metal"
by Menico D'roh April 24, 2022
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Hatchet-Back Gorilla

A gorilla that has been whipped on the back many times and is very angry so it looks like you hit it with a hatchet.
by big stinky crack baby and shit October 04, 2009
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gorilla shit

guy 1: ayo you heard of the dude that destroyed the stalls because he got pissed off?

guy 2: yeah he went fuckin gorilla shit
by cockmuncher10 April 19, 2022
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Gorilla Grip

When a girl’s pussy is so tight and grips that dick just perfect it makes you cum every time.
Damn shawty’s pussy is so nice. She had that gorilla grip.
by OhMyTwat June 05, 2023
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Gorilla Guts

When you have such bad diarrhea, that you have no choice but to sit on the toilet for hours.
“I ate Mexican food earlier and now I have gorilla guts

“I had gorilla guts last night, I lost a few pounds”

“Have you seen stall #4, it looks like someone had gorilla guts”
by BoyBoyBaggins July 27, 2021
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