Gorilla Tag

That game where you need medical insurance to play

BANG, “what was that!?” “ nothing I’m just playing Gorilla Tag”

by rcdude February 25, 2024

gorilla snot snow

A heavy, dense, wet snow.

Over 7 FEET of snow in the last 7 days🤯🌨️ "Some gorilla snot snow and some cold smoke pow accumulation is the perfect combo for base building."

by Powderider December 3, 2019

Gorilla glove

Where you cum in your hand before you shake someone else’s hand then offer them a towel but it has pubes on it, when they remove the towel the hair is stuck to their hand like a gorilla hand.

Met John the other night, when I went to shake his hand he gorilla gloved me!

by Towerdawg97 September 10, 2020

cave gorilla

When you are about to cum, pound on your chest like a gorilla, than pull out and go into the darkness.

Hey dude, I gave your mom a cave gorilla yesterday!

by Full throttle May 12, 2016

chopped up gorilla

The pubic region of a dark haired lady, who never maintains her ladygarden, when on her period.

Rupert was aghast when he was Mary's snatch for the first time during rag week, her lack of maintenance of her pubic mound resulted in what looked like a chopped up gorilla

by Loopydave April 11, 2024

Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.

I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.She called the ebg for assistance

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

Toxic gorilla tag kid

A kid who wasted their money on a headset just to play a gorilla game and hates it when he loses and becomes toxic because he’s new

Your such a toxic gorilla tag kid

by anonymous May 21, 2022