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Flat

A insult used for 12 year old incels who never had a girlfriend before in their entire life and care about woman with big boobs and a thicc ass because they got all the cake that they want to suck on and grope on their tits and other “flat” woman do not.

They only have a crush on women because of how thicc they are, but not the way they look. For Example: Their Hair, their makeup their face or how they talk. And they don’t seem to have confidence to talk about how pretty they are or what they do with their actions and judge whether those women are big or small. And trust me, those fuckers always call those woman flat. Meanwhile, women reject guys not because of the way they act, but because of how much of a wimp they are or how fat they are and they don’t seem to realize that until just now.

You see, I had a crush on a girl back in high school and she did seemed flat. But I didn’t care because of the fact how pretty she was and I succeeded in getting her to be my girlfriend. I mean, sure I do like big breasted women too. But I also like girls who are nice, funny, sweet, smart, confident and motivational. And it isn’t about the size because they don’t matter. Go ahead, dislike this post, I don’t give a shit anyway since that’s the truth. This is gonna be a terrible example, but read it and try to get the picture
Annie: H-Hey Jonathan, I can’t believe I’m saying this. but, I think I s-sort of like you. Not only that, but I think you’re cute and smart.
Jonathan: Oh, um. thanks, I guess?
Annie: What’s Wrong?
Jonathan: *Glances onto her small breasts without her noticing his eyes* Oh uh, nothing. It’s just that, I like you too Debra.
Annie: Awww! That’s so sweet of you. Wanna hang out after school?
Jonathan: Uhhhh, I can’t! I got plans.
Annie: What kind of plans?
Jonathan: I got to go to baseball practice after school. then after that, I gotta go to my friends house to play games with.
Annie: Oh, okay then. That makes sense. I’ll see you tomorrow.
Debra: *Walks by with her medium sized breasts of hers and bouncing her big booty*
Jonathan: Hello Gorgeous...
Annie: *Slaps him* HEY! Why are looking are looking at Debra?!
Jonathan: Um, no reason.
Annie: There has to be. What does she have that I don’t?
Jonathan: Mmmm, Cake... No wait! That’s not what I meant! I Uh, mean cake like Vanilla Cake. I mean, you noticed her holding cake right?
Annie: ...Yeah, she is carrying cake. Carrying cake more than I ever will! Well I hope you enjoy eating that cake of hers and choke on it once your done eating! *Cries and runs away*
Jonathan: Wait! Your the cake I would eat all day on a flatter- I mean platter!
by TheFacts247 May 16, 2021
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Flat earth privilege

means you can answer a question with a question, but also that you can demand that other people have to answer your questions. If you don’t like the answer you can ignore it and claim it is a part of the grand conspiracy. #flatearth
When he ignored the overwhelming evidence that the earth is a sphere and said the water would fall off a ball, he chose to ignore science and claimed flat earth privilege
by LuisVuittonDon January 10, 2020
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flat motor

. Adjective
If you describe a motor as flat, you mean that it is dull and not exciting or interesting. Or that the motor is one that generates less than it maximum capable outputs under normal conditions. A motor that operates at less than 100%
That hot rod only ran a 13 sec pass at the track, it has a flat motor.
by Flat Motor March 18, 2024
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Flat-fronter

A male with a small penis.
"Well, as a matter of fact, the pleats let my dick breath... I can tell it's not a problem for flat-fronters like yourself." ~Drew from Toothpaste for Dinner
by Brizon August 7, 2010
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big flat balls

big flat balls means nobalsnodic
by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 2, 2022
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kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar
Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*
by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017
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Primera Flats 23

The Primera Flats 23rd Street (PF23) are located on the East Side in South Central Los Angeles, California. They are the sequel of the original Primera Flats on 1st Street in the Aliso Village government housing projects in East Los Angeles. The 23rd Street Flats barrio stretches from San Pedro Street and Main Street, between 23rd Street and 25th Street.

The Primera Flats often meet up at Trinity Park located on Wall Street, however, this area has led to some deadly shootouts with rival gangs. They often hide illegal firearms, drugs, and other contraband, all throughout the park.Their cliques are the 23rs Street, Pee Wees (PWS), Termites (TMS), and plenty more. Midget Loco, (Chicano rapper and actor) openly admits his affiliation with the Primera Flats 23rd Street.
by malibabatekkral August 19, 2024
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