five powdered donuts

This is a Bungo Stray Dogs fanfic reference. It's a Ranpo x Poe fanfiction on AO3 (Archive Of Our Own), and is considered to be filled with smut, as it's a fic where Ranpo eats five powdered donuts off of Poe.

It has terrorized many comment sections and many BSD fans.

Sam: Hey, Eric, did you see this Ranpoe video?

Sam shows Eric a video referencing five powdered donuts and BSD.

Eric: I can never see five powdered donuts the same way, I'm so sorry Sam.

by the-five-powdered-donuts June 7, 2023

five finger kiss

When you punch the shit out of someone in their mouth.

Ill give that douche bag the ol' five finger kiss.

by Maxton37 March 2, 2007

Five Jew Bankers

proper n.) Popularized by the adult swim cartoon, "Sealab 2021", they are the supposed masterminds behind the world's governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the "owners" of the world.

The real reason Kennedy was shot was because he stiffed one of the Five Jew Bankers on a bar tab.

by Jerrodimus Prime July 16, 2008

five iron frenzy

An awesome Christian Ska/Punk band. Their songs are super funny, not too much of that moaning about your freaking girlfriend crap, it's great. Their Cds include:
Our Newest Album-Ever!
The End is Here
The End Is Near
Upbeats and Beatdowns
Quantity is Job 1 and many more. If you haven't heard them, you don't know what you're missing.(besides your comb).

Five iron frenzy is the freaking best band ever!

by pineapple_babe March 7, 2005

high-five sex

high-five sex: is sex followed by the girl giving her partner a high-five. This type of sex only occurs with certain women and is a sign that they are a keeper

so man do you know if your girlfriend is the one?
yes we had high-five sex.

by BobHopeLives March 5, 2011

Five Clicks to Jesus

A Wikipedia game thats fun to play alone, but preferably with friends.
Someone shouts out a random word (whether it's an person/place/object it doesn't matter) and then the person who looks it up now has to follow a link from that page (counts as one click), then a link from that page etc., and they have 5 clicks to get from the original page to the Jesus Christ page.

I was playing the five clicks to Jesus game and it worked with everything! dildo, marijuana- they all lead to Jesus!

by Viper13 November 14, 2007

Texas five star

When a consenting woman is giving a hand job with her left hand, another with her right, has another penis in her mouth and one each in her ass and vagina.

The varsity basketball team's starting five treated one of their cheerleaders to a rousing Texas five star.

by Glenn S. June 21, 2006