fishism

(\'fi-,shi-zem)
1. A situation where an individual has made a strong political statement about their beliefs and ethical code that is reflected through their dietary habits does not extend this moral framework to the aquatic species.

Joe, a vegetarian for ethical reasons, supports fishism by eating sushi.

by meatneutral March 28, 2008

fishing

A pointless sport that involves waiting around for hours with a hook in the water. If a fish gets caught on this hook, the fisher will either throw it back in (I do not understand the reason for injuring an innocent creature only to put it back), eating it (because apparently the taste is worth the death of a harmless creature), or stuffing it and hanging it up on the wall (because everyone loves showing off how big of a creature they can murder and who doesn't like having dead animals lying around the house?).

If you wouldn't hook a dog, why hook a fishing? Fishing hurts!

by Animals Are Not Ours To Eat, Wear, Experiment On, July 9, 2003

fly fishing

when you put your tongue and try to get in in a girls fly and try to lick her vaginia

I just went fly fishing and caught a wide one.

by Tonyizzle October 29, 2005

Fishing with dynamite

When you vacate your bowels quickly.

I think the guy in the stall next to me is fishing with dynamite.

by Rug Doctor 69 February 18, 2011

Locker Fishing

When you go to the gym and there is no one next to your locker, but when you go to leave the gym and there are people at or near yours. They impede your ability to get ready. Therefore you put out your "lure" and you "fish" by attracting others around your locker.

It was nice to get to the gym and work out, but I realize my locker fishing attracted an old guy who decided to pass gas while I was getting dressed.

by otherdamian December 1, 2009

ass fisting

The act of not getting hired when you were better than all of the competition.

Wow, that chatvilla crew really gave you an ass fisting when you didn't get enough votes. Fuckin bastards they are.

by OklahomaCp January 31, 2007

Fish in a Barrel

The act of inserting a penis into the anus and ejaculating immediately after vaginal sex.

I was banging Kristen last night and she yelled "FISH IN A BARREL!" so i pulled it out, threw it in her ass and shot my load.

by SATEVO September 1, 2013