Facebook molestation

Less severe than Facebook rape, only the status is changed to something humiliating. The rest of the profile is untouched.

Keith did not appreciate the Facebook molestation and for the record, does not love the cock.

by McChaff May 11, 2009

Facebook Pimpin

The act of meeting people using Facebook applications with the intentions of eventually having sexual relations with them.

Jason spent all night facebook pimpin and has girls lined up around the world.

by Busta Bus October 9, 2008

facebook suicide

The act of deactiving and disconnecting from the virtual world (esp to reconnect with the real world).

I knew she committed facebook suicide when I saw the goodbye messages on her page.

by Sue B January 14, 2008

Facebook Creep

A Facebook creep is someone who passes all of their free time on Facebook, looking up details of someone they just met, someone whom they may be infatuated with, but this is not necessary.
A Facebook creep knows of all flattering and compromising pictures of a person, as well as where they are, and follows the developments on the person's wall closely, perhaps to spot a lover not mentioned in the relationship status.

Tory spends all of her free time on Facebook when she should be studying. She is a huge Facebook creep.

Curtis: "Tory! Did you see those new pictures of Chris?"
Tory: "Those were up yesterday. I love the one where he was hammered!"

by define_this December 16, 2008

facebook bandit

someone who hangs out on facebook and throws in their 2 cents in everyone's wall posts.

look at that facebook bandit, he just commented on my post again.

by mr chi July 6, 2009

Facebook fasting

To refrain from going on facebook for a certain period of time. This often comes after the realization that too much time has been wasted on facebook resulting in real life problems. In the even of a relapse, an individual is said to pull a triple F (see Failed Facebook Fast).

John was spending all his time on facebook instead of working. He had to go facebook fasting for a few days to catch up on his work.

by SAphoto November 25, 2009

Facebook-hot

Someone who appears hot on facebook, but is not so hot in person.

I did not think much of Tara when I met her for drinks last night, but she befriended me on facebook today and she is mos def facebook-hot!

by crzydoktor May 8, 2009