wind tax

the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.

“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”

“That’s wind tax for you.”

*tiny violin*

by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025

Jayvee Fanum Tax

When your best friend named Jayvee Fanum Tax you at Mcdonalds, and don't pay you back. UNTILL, his friend pays his debts off.

The Jayvee Fanum Tax

Jayvee: "Hey wanna get me McDonalds Pleasee!"
Mg: " You got money?"
Jayvee: "Oh shoot naw, i'll pay you back promise."
(2 Weeks Later)
Mg: "When are you paying me back?"
Jayvee: "OH SNAP NAWWW, Tmrw trust"
JJ: *Sigh* "Here I'll pay his debts for him"

by Reizirth December 10, 2024

fanum tax

to take/steal something from somewhere/someone without them knowing. mostly used by gen alpha.

a random gen alpha: yo, what's up sigma! i just fanum taxed this homeless guy on the street, and his fit wasn't giving either!

a gen z: what'd you just say?

by #1 primo enthusiast October 16, 2024

Fanum Tax

The way Fanum would jokingly "tax" other members of AMP in 2022 by taking bits of their food when they were eating

Jeffery stop fanum taxing Curren’s food.

by GreenChristmasHillsZone February 25, 2024

fanum tax

when someone takes part of your food that you bought with your own money.

"YO WHY DID YOU TAKE MY FOOD"
"Remember the fanum tax🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯😝😝😝"

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Coal tax

When a woman has a baby with a black man, and the father does not stay to support and/or help the baby or woman.

Did you hear how Wendy is a single mother now?
Yeah, she’s paying the Coal Tax

by JohnnyBravo224 December 10, 2023

tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

..................

I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?

by gnostic3 October 3, 2016