bi-eyed

The laziest way of defining a creature or human with two different colored eyes which is more commonly known as “ heterochromia”.

The way Elliott hunt would say it Kus she didn’t know what the real word was.

That cat has two different colored eyes so it’s bi-eyed.

by Sissrs July 29, 2023

Cock-eyed

When something goes a direction it shouldnt

Cock-eyed refer to the way sometimes a guys cock eye is crooked and the pee comes out sideways

by NotYourGirlfriend,Chris November 23, 2016

ei stans

hottest people to exist ever, respect them because ei is very beautiful, pretty and elegant and smart , ei is also known to be the strongest archon , live laugh love ei.

ei stans are intelligent

by cynthiaisaneistan March 11, 2022

Bubble Eyed Bitch

BUH bul Iyd Be YUTCH (pronoun) A female or a sissified male with a horrid personality and prominent, bulbous eyes. Not to be confused with other varieties of the Bitch genus ie: Stupid Bitch, Cold hearted Bitch, Dirty Bitch etc. Bubble Eyed Bitches are distinctive in appearance, and the tendency to spit and talk at the same time, usually while finding the stupidest, pettiest, most harmless thing a person says, and taking offense to it. This disturbing tendency, coupled with their bug eyed appearance, makes The Bubble Eyed Bitch, one of the most despised form of Bitch in existence today.

A Bubble Eyed Bitch ruined our Church Picnic today because she thought no one ate her Potato Salad juts to insult her and the Pastor called 911.

by Triflegirl March 19, 2024

one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023

One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018

googly-eyed

As a verb, the act of requesting or especially performing a sexual act on a partner so spectacularly, that the receiver experiences or shall experience crossed, awkward, and/or bulging eyes.

As an adjective, the description of a person’s eyes following their receipt of legendary sexual act(s) and the associated extraordinary orgasm. See also: ahegao.

“It’s been awhile since I was googly-eyed by a man who cared enough about my pleasure.”

“Tonight, I want to be googly-eyed by you.”

“It was probably the best blowjob I’ve ever had—left me googly-eyed.”

“She googly-eyed me anytime she went down on me. No man has ever done that for me.”

by Susan_Storm1 October 29, 2022