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Emily

An individual only relatable to nails down a blackboard. Her very few redeeming features are ignored due to her lack of common sense and poor conversation skills.

With little sense of fashion or style, an Emily is often seen wearing silk and clothes often seen on Cabin Crew for Bulgaria Airlines.

An Emily is not something you want to associate yourself with.
Emily (name)
by Urbanlifeforme October 11, 2019
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A bloody thick bastard who has the chromosome count of a pebble. Genuinely could not count to 279 if they tried. A nice person but has 0 sense of humour, very likely to enjoy cringe and dad jokes, especially. Usually brunette but sometimes blonde and it's very rare they're sexy, but if you find a sexy one it's usually a keeper. Very trustworthy, as long as they remember to use their minimal brain and mental capacity, if not, your secrets or good up are probably going to be leaked.
James: Oh my god, look at that emily!
Steven: Yeah, she's great to laugh at.
by Steven19 August 15, 2019
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Emily is the type of person who has issues and uses it as an excuse to be a bitch to someone they usually have a lot of baggage and your biggest problem in social groups and usually a fake friend
"Can't believe that sket"
"Sounds like and Emily "
by Alex's is123 August 23, 2019
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by Scralixy January 26, 2020
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Weird as fuck, very average looking, nothing special about them and you most probably don't need them in your life. But they lowkey kinda a lil funny doe so please keep us around.
Emily is such a freak
by Ainsley_is_supreme February 2, 2020
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Absolutely the worst name in known history!! Whoever has this name can go eat a butt and then go jump off a plane, with a parachute of course!! And wish they don’t die because of their cursed name Emily!!
Emily: Hey my name is Emily

Person: ...just don’t talk to me

Emily: why

Person: because your name sucks, only come back once you changed it and don’t you dare change it to Emma either because ya both gay and I mean the stupid gay
by Just that jay.org March 24, 2020
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A fucking cunt that can't even finger herself one fucking bit, She's also a gay bitch that thinks she's so cool and is bi, Shell suck very dick on the block and fuck every guy. Emilys are bitches
You: Hey Emily can you suck my dick?

Emily: Sure
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