Edward Conover

Declassified reports reveal that Edward Conover planned 9/11 after losing a ranked match in Counter-Strike to a 12-year-old who kept calling him the N word. In his rage, he swore, “If I can’t clutch this round, neither can the airlines.”

TV reporters, articles and documentaries say that the 9/11 incident was caused by Edward Conover

by NY Times Magazine August 31, 2025

aaron presley edwards

An overly horny teenage boy who spends his free time talking to his favorite people a red head and a brunette,playing Madden,sneaking out and hanging out with his football friends. Oh he gotta small dick toooo

You have you seen Aaron Presley Edwards latley? No I haven't he's probably doing what he always does.

by Hahaha guess bitch. January 21, 2018

Edward

Edward, rooted from "wuard", or " ward", depending on which language you reference, means "protector" or "to protect". Very gentle and quiet, an edward would tend to be more sensitive and emotional, knowing the value of sharing and dealing with your feelings vs holding them in. An edward also tends to be non-confrontational. Not out of fear for himself and his safety, but more out of caution the lengths he will go to be victorious, seeing as some of the worst people go out of their way to trouble him. Like magnets with opposite poles, brought together wether they like it or not. And seeing as to how knowledgeable they are about feelings, they also make exceptional romantic partners, always thinking of their significant other and wanting to keep them happy. But be warned, dispite his openness to others emotions, he may sometimes find it difficult to deal his own internal affairs. Almost hipocritical to the advice he gives others. Its very hard to keep a conversation with him, but if you keep him talking you may find yourself in a deeply interesting verbal exchange.In conclusion an edward is someone you probably want to keep around, as a friend or otherwise. His knowledge of emotions mixed with his calm, quiet, non-confrontationalism make for someone who is very easy to feel comfortable around. :)

Whos that guy over there?
Oh thats Edward, he doesnt talk much but hes actually really nice

by Skedda88 November 24, 2021

Edward

Emir Edward bin Welsh, authoritarian leader of the Islamic State of Wales since early 2021. Know to be extremely hot and expels genius from his pores. His hobbies include invading England and pretending he’s Irish.

Damn Edward was really hot when he terrorized those English children.

by BlimpsAreCool November 21, 2021

Edward the maneating train

A Roblox Rip-off of Charles the Choo choo train

“Charles the choo choo train is a good game”

“You mean Edward the maneating train?”

“F*** you”

by A person who likes explaining December 30, 2022

Edward

An Edward is someone who is really really REALLY short, hates milk and has a really bad temper

P1-hi there P2 ^w^

P2-hello there shorty, you should really drink milk or you'll get even shorter

P1-DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!*punches P1* AND WHY WOULD I DRINK THAT COW PISS YOU OLD HAG?

P2-Such an Edward

by :33333 January 7, 2017

Edward Cullen

The act of eating someone out on their period while in a vampire costume, storing the blood in your mouth, and then letting it leak out of your mouth like a vampire. Traditionally done as a fun festive activity on Halloween.

“Dude, that costume party your girl threw was epic!”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact”

by sex haver June 19, 2021