Very hot and shmecksy but not as smooth as Benjamin. Likes to wear roadman coats, and is usually a hard rugby lad.
Oi you know that sexy kid over there who is smooth but not as smooth As Benjamin, I bet his name is Edward.
by Not Edward February 19, 2018
An Edward normally thinks everything is cap but it’s true and he is a crackhead but he hasn’t discovered his true self by looking at the mirror
The term Edward normally means being a crackhead an example in a sentence is Edward is still scamming his mates 40 p lollipops like it’s nothing and then let’s people who he barely knows yoink one off him and not do anything about it
by Edward is a crackhead November 22, 2021
Edward is an amazing guy. He is so sweet and shy. His smile will make you wish you were the reason he smiled. He also loves to draw and is an artist. Dont worry if you think he is handsome, most people think he is. His favorite colors are most likely black, blue, gray, white, etc. His favorite music is most likely rock, specifically breaking Benjamin and rise against.
by Female s i m p November 7, 2020
Although his political and social opinions are rather questionable, this puny little turd never fails to get a laugh out of his peers (and piss off Matey!).
by gammell December 4, 2021
Guy who has fun with Oliver and everyone else and he enjoys it he’s had so much sex in his life he rapes women on the street
by Nontaken July 18, 2020
Edward is a spotty , tubby, ginger cunt who rides a white transit van around primary schools and makes them sit on his minuscule penis for a living he’s often dirty and likes a quick fiddle mostly with kids underage he is usually Muslim and obese
by Alfie unad May 10, 2020