Edward

A despicable creature that managed to bring his edgy teen years into his early 20s, doesn't know how to mingle with other people and somehow knows how the world works despite not having much life experience and has never done anything his life that's worth a shit, wise guy poser, toxic introvert, beta male.

Edward is such a back-stabbing little bitch.

by Anneyoyoyoyoyoy September 27, 2018

Eduardo

Total Benny who frequently walks backwards to Chinatown, talks in a rubbish Geordie accent and spills his food all over the table. Also likes Danish blokes.

Boy 1: What's the name of your mate who is a total Benny who frequently walks backwards to Chinatown, talks in a rubbish Geordie accent, spills his food all over the table and also likes Danish blokes.
Boy 2: That's Eduardo. He used to be in the Polish Air Force.

by King Carlos December 16, 2008

Edward Cullen

Smexy vampire from Twilight by Stephenie Meyer.
Edward is also refrenced to Chocolate.

Dayum Edward Cullen is fiiine~

I want an Edward bar.

by Raezyn September 24, 2008

Edward Cullen

The romantic, dazzling, /hawt/, perfect 100+ year old vampire who falls in love with Bella swan in Stephenie Meyer's series, Twilight.

Edward Cullen? What can I say but -swoon-?

by Rosalice October 24, 2008

Edward

Edward is a wasteman from Ghana with a square head and a ginormous drop lip

Ewwwww he looks like edward

by Master boss man October 18, 2017

Edward

A bad friend that only likes because of your Fortnite skins. He wont do simple tasks for you even if you give them everything he want, he probably find someone new and leave you.

Dont talk to Edwards because if you do you will regret it .

Edwards got loads of lollies bet he wont share

by UsetobeEdwardsfreind June 24, 2018

Edward

Edward is a person who is usually very fat with a small penis. There also Asian with big brain

Your such an edward

by Antho_76 November 18, 2019