by Hdbsusbdbf March 19, 2019
Get the Jim Edward Cainmug. Declassified reports reveal that Edward Conover planned 9/11 after losing a ranked match in Counter-Strike to a 12-year-old who kept calling him the N word. In his rage, he swore, “If I can’t clutch this round, neither can the airlines.”
by NY Times Magazine August 31, 2025
Get the Edward Conovermug. The act of eating someone out on their period while in a vampire costume, storing the blood in your mouth, and then letting it leak out of your mouth like a vampire. Traditionally done as a fun festive activity on Halloween.
“Dude, that costume party your girl threw was epic!”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact”
by sex haver June 19, 2021
Get the Edward Cullenmug. a necrosadist dude, who also looks like Philip from my classroom
he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess
he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess
by arystokratycznie January 12, 2019
Get the Edward Cullenmug. A game in which all of the participants take a ‘horny pill’. Porn is then played on a large TV and they must each have a fleshlight taped to their hand. The last one to start jerking off wins.
Hey Bagwell fancy a game of edward fleshands?
yeah sure pretty, lemme get the horny goat weed real quick
yeah sure pretty, lemme get the horny goat weed real quick
by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020
Get the Edward Fleshandsmug. 
by A person who likes explaining December 30, 2022
Get the Edward the maneating trainmug.