Donald Duck

Donald Duck is Cockney Rhyming slang for fuck.

"I couldn't give a Donald Duck if you went out with him"

"Fancy a Donald before work, love?"

by Alexmate November 12, 2018

Duck Fuckers

Pornhub for ducks.

Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!

Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)

Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)

*Later*

Duck 2: So no plans tonight?

Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)

Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)

Duck 1: *shoots himself*

by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring

Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping

by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019

Frenching the duck

When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill

I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck

by Kentonawesome April 3, 2019

duck a fuck

Too versatile for a definition, can be used to express all emotions

“Oh duck a fuck, I’ve smashed my phone”

by Harvey. S April 10, 2019

Ducking the goose

Stepping aside to pass gas as to avoid contaminating the public breathing space.

Thomas was ducking the goose in the basement as the guests arrived.

by Thom Lock May 11, 2019

Ducking Lot

Playing duck duck goose in a parking lot

Example:
*hits blunt*
Bro 1: bro imagine playing duck duck goose in a parking lot
Bro 2: let’s call it a ducking lot bro
Bro 1: you’re a fucking genius bro
Bro 2: not as smart as you tho bro
Bro 1: Bro...

by yoyomario February 25, 2019