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doing 'the coffin'

When a male, in this case highly likely to be a virgin, is having sex and is unsure where everything is quite supposed to go, he may simply freeze in a pencil shaped position, head tilted slightly to the side, whilst the lady manouevres herslf on top of him. This particular act is highly unusual, but somewhat effective, and gives the impression of being stuckin a coffin.
If a young man has no idea what to do in the sack, it is almost guaranteed that he may freeze and will almost certainly be doing 'the coffin' , even if he does not realise this. Beware though, for the older you are before you pop your cherry, the more you'll look like one of Dracula's victims.
by Captain Coffin May 15, 2006
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Doing A Jamie

Doing a Jamie is when someone is at a high level of narcissism, manipulation and never accountable.

People that are classed in the ' doing a Jamie' category are giant RED FLAGS and can never be trusted.

Proceed with caution.

Major also have many children to multiple woman, many interventions orders but in their words " Not my fault "
Man cheats on Mrs.

Man gives excuse that he only did it because he knows the Mrs was being shady because he saw a whatsapp icon on her phone. The man's conclusion: she must be cheating so I cheated first.

He is 'doing a Jamie'
by number 1 BFF July 5, 2023
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Doing a Dom

Picking your nose and eating it, particularly during a Zoom call.
Oh gross, he's doing a Dom.
by iamfromnz May 11, 2020
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Doing a Cameron

To Spit food while talking.

To Cough and spread anyone around you in chewed food

To find a bit of Coleslaw floating in a drink you let somone have a sip of.
You just spat food while speaking, you're doing a Cameron!
by MoeLeicester October 8, 2014
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Doing a Harley

An unnecessary, show boding indoorbeach volleyball shot that has no offensive properties. Often leads to a Rotation
You're doing a Harley
by webber4 August 31, 2013
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gut do

Gut Do (Gut-Do)

Used to describe females whose stomaches stick out more than their tits do. They may have large breasts, but they have a larger gut.
Guy 1: "Lisa's ok in the face, but she has a bit of a gut do"
Guy 2: "Gross"
by Joey Kola August 31, 2012
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Doing a Skyrim

The art of trying to scale a mountain when there is an easier way to the destination because it seems faster.
"Dude, the path is right over there. What the hell are you doing?"
"IM DOING A SKYRIM"
by Tenticularr December 17, 2014
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