by Anna Wintorr June 11, 2020

The act of putting Jif peanut butter on your balls and getting your pet armadillo to lick it off after heating the peanut butter to 450 degrees Celsius
by MelonSkinBalls April 20, 2022

When a girl is riding/fucking her boyfriend on the couch while they watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and her dog starts to lick her ass.
by DirdieBirdie December 6, 2016

A skank bitch who doesn't bathe
by Slick&Silly July 29, 2017

A devious sexual act where a girl tricks a man into having sex with her while she's on her period, then later sucks her own blood off his dick.
Bro, my bitch Dez tricked me into having sex with her while she was spouting blood, then she gave me a Dirty Vampire!
by Iknowsomeonethatdidthis January 12, 2012

by Jackiegreen420 April 14, 2020

friend: My pants dropped and everyone could see my dirty marcus
friend: Woah look at that dirty marcus
friend: Woah look at that dirty marcus
by marcus lemire June 7, 2020
