Dildo-optimums

A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.

Damn that guy is acting like a dildo-optimums

by BIRDHEAVY March 28, 2017

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Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.

her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"

by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023

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Dildo cuckold

a man whose wife prefers a dildo to her husband's penis, thus restricting access to her pussy.

the only way a dildo cuckold husband could fuck his wife was to use a dildo.

by kavreb January 3, 2023

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Dildo

A dildo is a man whose new, chilled out manner is disappointing to his friends because the grasp of a woman has him by the balls.
Synonyms: weiner, puntz

Has anyone seen him recently, he’s such such a dildo now.

by Lady Tasty September 30, 2023

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