A peculiar mammal often found lurking in the shadows of great entertainers such as Gervais, Hamish, Andy and Rove. Unfortunately, his greatest achievement, a mediocre college TV show shackles him to the past and guards against any future success. He is well advised to stick with the engineering where he is best able to sing his own praises to unenthused workmates around the water cooler.
by glloyd June 12, 2008
by sum random observer July 07, 2004
by the great creator November 14, 2008
An utterly irresistible and very rare creature. Features of the sam-n-dan include gorgeous locks of blonde curly hair, a beautiful smile, fabulous outfits, expensive taste and killer charm. Favourite foods include chocolate, gummy candy and cosmopolitans. This creature, spotted on very rare occasions, has been known to bite unattractive/rude men so is it suggested that only charming, handsome men approach it, preferably offering it flowers or a night on the town. If you have the chance to see or spend time with the sam-n-dan you will no doubt forget it...consider yourself lucky!
by hotty mcscotty May 22, 2008
*man comes out of a year long coma*: i ant wait to watch the new dan and phil games video!
doctor: yea, about that...
doctor: yea, about that...
by dannie_slice October 10, 2019
1.A man who is a dick and he owns a dick farm and his name is Dan.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
1. My neighbor is a Dick Farmer. And his name is Dan.
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
by Willie shaverpus December 16, 2022
by That guy 10 March 10, 2011