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METH DUMP 

Meth Dump; When a dissatisfied and soured customer returns to your place of business, with a huge gulp of kookabura coffee and takes a horrendous revenge dump in your employee bathroom without spraying air freshener or turning on ventilation fan or even flushing, as if they had been smoking meth.
"Mrs. Jones must have been pissed because she took a massive meth dump in the customer bathroom! WELL PLAYED MRS JONES. WELL PLAYED!"
METH DUMP by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018
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Makoto Dump 

When you have to take a shit, but it's a very painful, spiky one, a reference to the Spiky Hair of Makoto Naegi
Person 1: "yo man, I had the most painful shit, man"
Person 2: "yo, dude, you just had a Makoto Dump"
Makoto Dump by BluFireFox May 18, 2019

Forest Dump 

The act of going into a heavily wooded area and taking a huge shit
Random person: *Sees a massive pile of shit on the ground in forest*
Random person: God damn... Someone did a Forest Dump...
Forest Dump by Mr. big E. June 17, 2019

Bailey dumas 

Big dick is a savage and pulls all the girls he also makes every one laugh and is very athletic and will run Brady parkerson over
Damn I wish I was like bailey Dumas he’s so cool

Shlump Dump

A Shlump Dump is a massive shit someone takes after a drinking a load liquor.
“Man I just took a massive Shlump Dump
“I feel the Shlump Dump coming”
Shlump Dump by Zemeckas August 6, 2020

Scary Dump 

When a girls dump (ass) is so big is scary.
"That girl got a scary dump. That shit scary fat."
Scary Dump by Yo girl kayla August 14, 2020

Bungee dump 

When someone parks a coil, or curls one out and the end of the Thora Hird dunks its head in the water whilst still attached to the host, much like a bungee jumper does off a bridge.
Hey Brett, why are you looking so content?

I’ve just had an awesome bungee dump
Bungee dump by Kingpekky February 15, 2021