dark side

a male midshipmen with a preference for WUBA's (female midshipmen)

have you turned to the dark side joe midshipmen?

by joe midshipmen December 12, 2003

dark lotus

The best psy band out there. Horrorcore with rap. Some of my fav songs are: Sleep walker, Corrosion, Pass the axe, and Black Rain. Consists of Twiztid, ICP, Blaze ya dead homie, monoxide child, Anyboda Killa.

Dark Lotus is the best horrorcore out there.

by Stevepower November 10, 2008

Dark Brandon

The Pedophile in Chief. Proudly pinches and twists eight-year old girls' nipples on YouTube. Loves to shower with his own daughter. AKA "the Big Guy."

"Who is that creep over there in the corner sniffing that little girls' hair and grabbing her ass?"

"That would be Dark Brandon."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

The Dark Knight

Is an extremely overrated 2008 Film starring christian Bale and Heath Ledger.

The film is a sequel to batman begins. It is also going to be the highest grossing film ever, only because everyone feels bad about Ledger being dead and that they feel that he did such a great job portraying the joker, when in truth many actors could have performed equally.
So the old cum farts at the academy will bow to the millions of brainless fanboys' wishes and give the oscar for best supporting actor to Heath ledger's corpse.

It will happen, just wait and see.

(Theatre showing The Dark Knight...)
Gay 13-year-old fanboy: OMG! OMG! LEDGER IS TEH BEST DEAD AKTOR EVAR! ohhh.... *fap fap fap*
Heath ledger's ghost: wow...commiting suicide was a good idea afterall.

by Suck Balls To All Yalls August 19, 2008

dark blonde

Goth chick with blonde hair. These are a rarity as goth chicks usually prefer black or strange colors, but occassionally a platinum or pure white blonde goth chick is sighted.

Suzie Q Goth is such a dark blonde in her black cape and lipstick. She's no Marilyn Monroe.

by Elizabeth Purkrabek May 26, 2008

Dark Elf

1. A subculture of elf society; members are known to wear black almost exclusively, listen to Alien Sex Fiend, and mope. Not very popular with mainstream elf society, needless to say. Second most popular choice for Vampire: The Masquerade players in non V:TM LARPing, after vampires.

2. A dark-skinned, underground dwelling, evil society of elves in Dungeons and Dragons. This does not work as science (how the hell do you increase melanin levels without sunshine?) or as tokenism (the black guys are evil? Huh...).

1. 'Wait, I'm playing as a DARK Elf, see? I'm still cool, aren't I, guys?'

'The fuck you are, poindexter.'

2. See 1.

by DarkDecapodian January 16, 2009

dark poetry

Poetry that out of place white people write because they feel alienated and stuff. Basically it's just whining that people claim is art so they're not whiny little wanks they're deep. It's okay for maybe a bit till you realize that you want to write something other how bad life. People who don't pass through this phase will simply write about them cutting their wrists until they finally do. Then you'll feel bad about them. Bah

Sometimes I wish I was a bat. So I can live in a cave in the dark and no one will bother me. I'll also eat bugs. Bats eat bugs you know. I wish I was a bug, so a bat would eat me and all the pain would go away.
typical dark poetry rubbish. freeverse only makes it slightly less annoying.

by Miles Forrester January 2, 2005