Look at that guy in the computer lab wacking it to gay porn! He has definitely mastered the art of Crasterbation...
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Pros: cheap-ish prices (grocery and stuff), doritos and a variety of tasty ass sodas(mostly in Split and Zagreb), most people are a 6/10 by looks and a 7/10 personality, Croatia is good at Waterpolo, Soccer, and there are many good Basketball players but Croatian basketball teams were shining in the past, especially Cibona! , majority of people are anti lgbt and pro life
Cons: many rural retarded empty villages and ooga booga uncultured conservative people, as good it sounds that majority of people are anti lgbt, there are many antivaxxers and morphed karens, most memepages are terrible and unoriginal, on tv all you got is turkish soaps, they took south park from comedy central, MUSIC SUCKS (Google turbofolk)
Overally i'd give ut a 7/10 and could/would live in Šibenik, Zagreb or Zadar if i had to live in Croatia.
Pros: cheap-ish prices (grocery and stuff), doritos and a variety of tasty ass sodas(mostly in Split and Zagreb), most people are a 6/10 by looks and a 7/10 personality, Croatia is good at Waterpolo, Soccer, and there are many good Basketball players but Croatian basketball teams were shining in the past, especially Cibona! , majority of people are anti lgbt and pro life
Cons: many rural retarded empty villages and ooga booga uncultured conservative people, as good it sounds that majority of people are anti lgbt, there are many antivaxxers and morphed karens, most memepages are terrible and unoriginal, on tv all you got is turkish soaps, they took south park from comedy central, MUSIC SUCKS (Google turbofolk)
Overally i'd give ut a 7/10 and could/would live in Šibenik, Zagreb or Zadar if i had to live in Croatia.
P1: How was it in Croatia?
P2: Not bad, I thought Croatia and Serbia were the same thing though.
P3: Wait it isn't?
P2: No but Sweden and Finland are.
P2: Not bad, I thought Croatia and Serbia were the same thing though.
P3: Wait it isn't?
P2: No but Sweden and Finland are.
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David: Did you see that triple axel 360 front flip he did off the high jump in Brechinridge?!
Ken: Nah I saw him do the 720 indie backflip out of the helicopter onto the high jump in Mount Rocker!
David: Dam he made that shit look easy too, he's Coastin' right now bra!
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Get the Croatia mug.A bunch of Puddle Pirates who patrol the coast of the United States only stopping Cubans from reaching the coast of Florida as well as stopping drugs from reaching the Gulf coast from Caribbean Islands. Basically, the Maritime law enforcement of the United States that also has the ability to assist in natural disasters such as hurricanes.
Most Coast Guard members believe they are part of the armed forces, when in reality, the Coast Guard is part of the department Homeland Security.
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