Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.

"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."

by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009

oliver couch

when you sit down and your willy gets caught in between the cushions

Person: im gonna go sit down
Also Person: FUCK SAKE WILLY DOWN GRAB THE MANDEM IVE GOT OLIVER COUCH

by DrMonkNugget124 June 19, 2023

The Couch Guy

The couch guy is a guys who spend his entire day eating food, drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes and playing video games.

Ryan spent hi guy being the couch guy. Little did he know there is an actual world outside of his four cornered room and Xbox controller.

by Cola Kid November 16, 2019

life couching

Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.

Guy 1: Dude why are you so quiet?

Guy 2: oh, im just life couching.

by Mistcakes December 5, 2017

Couch tatty

An elite call of duty player, with a extremely high kill death ration

That guy is couch tatty and has a big face

by HJT7 June 24, 2016

Couch Whore

One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.

"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."

"What a couch whore."

by philozopher99 January 22, 2012

couch king

The male version of pillow princess.

Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.

by Kation March 19, 2022