A brown substance(preferably cocoa powder), used as a substitute for crack, yet snorted in the same way. It gives the same BUZZ, but is relatively cheaper and gives a new meaning to the term "brown-nosing". Used by the upper class population of Ireland.
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Verb
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.
3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.
Frenchman: "Who goes there?"
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."
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