The Grandfather Clock

When a male of over 65 years old swings his cock back and forth over a young woman's face until he cums. Which is almost always 12:00.

Hey did you hear he gave her the Grandfather Clock?
What time was it when he came?
12

by BIG 80085 March 9, 2010

rock o'clock

the time at which a small concert starts. usually an hour or two after whatever time is advertised on the flier so that people have time to show up and the performer or performers have time to get a little drunk.

Q: do you remember what time the show was gonna start tonight?
A: i dunno man, rock o'clock.

by blazingelectricdeath May 6, 2011

Pussy o' clock

A term used to describe any time between nine in the evening and two in the morning, but most often eleven pm, at which people may choose to go to sleep.

"I might need to turn in at pussy o' clock if I keep going at this rate."

"You can't turn in now, it's only pussy o'clock."

by SuzyKiten September 12, 2013

Beer O'Clock

The time when you get off work on Friday night and head over to the bar or to a friend's house.

Finally beer o'clock! I'm heading off the bar!

by sacksmoker June 1, 2014

clock

To make that ca$h money; variation of clocking grip or clocking a grip

"I used to stand on the block sellin cooked up rock
Money bustin out my sock cos I really would clock"--

Kool G Rap, "Road to the Riches" (1989)

by JD 79 May 9, 2006

Clock it

A way for an individual to express their frustration and anger towards a person, thing or event.

I can't believe Kathleen spilt my tea! I'm going to clock it!!

by Coustoy May 6, 2019

Fuck a Clock

Derived from the terms "fuck yo couch nigga" and less popular "suck yo cock." "Fuck yo clock" takes the terms to the next level, as coitus with a man's timepiece is one of the most heinous offenses.

Bro: These eggs are cold, man! Go fuck a clock.

Man: Bro you just mad 'cause yo cock just an hour hand.

by Vik___ August 15, 2009