Christ-tard

A Christian with low intelligence. Usually also extremely devoted to the religion and homophobic.

Most american Christians are Christ-tards.

by Pizzelle April 12, 2025

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Christaflop

Christaflop means someone bowing down to the lord

I need some extra support right now, I’m going to Christaflop at church.

by AlaskanMoose April 27, 2025

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Christanic

In Christanic, Jesus Christ is the Devil.

Christanic: Jesus Christ is the Devil.

by JeffMASSACRE May 15, 2025

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Christchurch New Zealand, (AKA, Crapchurch)The city of vaping and earthquakes featuring tourists and extremely violent homeless people who beg for 5 dollars outside westpac and the city center timezone, you get to enjoy the very very great copy paste hoodie "leisure club"

Boy: I Live In Christchurch
Other Boy: You Mean Crapchurch?
Gurt: sybau

by realreasonsindia May 19, 2025

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Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket

The act of putting melted sugar onto your penis and spreading it out like a meatloaf (including in the tip) and then forcing yourself upon another individual who gave consent until you ejaculate sugary goodness everywhere, emulating a rocket. This act needs be done on the sandy beaches of Brazil in full view of the Christ the Redeemer statue and in a mud hut if possible.

Kameron: Hey guys, where were you and why are you both all covered in sugar and cum?

Mihir: Daniel just gave me the Christ the Redeemer Sugarloaf Rocket.

Kameron: Wicked bro, let me join next time.

by Dirty What a Beast June 30, 2025

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