by Ctrl_freq January 16, 2017

by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
by anonymous December 1, 2023

by undercookedpizaa May 1, 2025

A cry-baiter is someone who baits another person to hurt them in order to cry to others or to authority figures that they were hurt.
Example: A cry-baiter violently attacks another group of people and when the previously attacked group exacts a painful revenge on the cry-baiter, the latter cries victim for someone to save them from the revenge attack.
Example: A cry-baiter violently attacks another group of people and when the previously attacked group exacts a painful revenge on the cry-baiter, the latter cries victim for someone to save them from the revenge attack.
There's a city-state in the middle east filled with cry-baiters constantly playing the victim despite their constant need to poke the bear.
by Big Dick-tionary November 17, 2023

Child: OMG Ali-A is the BEST youtuber
Cultured Human: Silence Crying Obama is the best (Slaps child)
Cultured Human: Silence Crying Obama is the best (Slaps child)
by Pickle Chungus January 14, 2021

Person1: Can you watch my baby?
You: Sure!!
*Person1 goes away*
--Baby starts crying--
*Person1 comes back*
Person1: What are you doing?! You! You! Cry-O-Maniac!
You: Sure!!
*Person1 goes away*
--Baby starts crying--
*Person1 comes back*
Person1: What are you doing?! You! You! Cry-O-Maniac!
by AndresQuioxote March 30, 2009
