California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 01, 2019
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Shock Clit

Overstimulation of the clit leading to general hypo-perfusion causing delirium and difficulty getting off a second time
I couldn’t be productive all day my boyfriend gave me shock clit
by Slutty professionals,MA June 08, 2024
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Shit on my clit

Used to express shock, horror or excitement.

Abbreviation - SOMC
Well shit on my clit if I don't look thuglife in a couple of those pictures

Shit on my clit she accepted my friend request !
by Milf pussay destroyer May 09, 2020
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Clit-Cada

Just like the cicadas come up every so often, so does the Clit-Cada, as man cannot predict the timing of when this creature will surface.
I came home from work, I was stressed out, and my wife’s Clit-Cada was nowhere to be found.
by Hi Krunch May 18, 2021
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clit blazer

She always walks funny, I bet she's a huge clit blazer.
by markymark12321 April 02, 2014
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clit burn

When you masturbate so much, and you're dry(usually close to/end of period) and your clit almost tears and burns. Especially effective of you've eaten chicken wings, and then masturbate with your fingers.
Did you hear Shanique got clit burn?!? She rubbed one out so dry, I can't touch her pussy!
by Erwin58 December 02, 2014
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Vodka Clit

When a female is unable to get physically aroused due to heavy alcohol consumption.
I didn’t have good sex with Michael last night after getting home from the bars, I had vodka clit and he had whiskey dick.
by gaydancer January 29, 2019
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