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Whistling Butthole

While having intense anal sex the male pulls out of her butthole and immediately goes down to her huge gapping ass hole and blows over it like blowing across a moonshiners jug.
My buddy was pounding his wife’s ass hole so good she begged him to give her the whistling butthole before the gapping closed.
by Tag Daddy January 24, 2024
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Excellent butthole

Exclamation.

1. A salutation for the socially-awkward meaning, "Good-bye. Thank you for a wonderful day of joy, jokes, and memories. Hope the remainder of your day is excellent, and you make kickass pumpkin carvings of animal orifices."
Florence: "Bye, excellent navigation today."
Taylor: "Excellent butthole."
Taylor: "I'm sorry. My brain has been exhausted of all energy levels, and it just decided to stop functioning. I am ashamed."
by Master of Shit Jobs October 9, 2022
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bubbling butthole

When you have been drinking and eating greasy foods all day out in public and your OCD about using your own bathroom. You just feel it bubbling playing peek a boo with your ass hole.
Dude these bathrooms at NASCAR are disgusting what do I do I got that bubbling butthole.
by hgo9889 September 21, 2014
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Pumpkin Spice Butthole

My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte
FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks

ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!
by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel September 10, 2019
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Cancer in butthole

In a nutshell its League of Legends, You just open a game and everyone starts fucking you in your butthole.
by WIlliam Shakesword January 21, 2018
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butthole borage

Timmy: my boyfriend and i had the biggest butthole borage last night
by jeremiah chandler March 29, 2008
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bleached-butthole effect

The bleached-butthole effect —

1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.
by tykomaki February 20, 2022
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