#finance-and-business

a discord group of "successful" investors from SJBHA that trade options, stonk, crypto and chitty advice.
#finance-and-business examples:
miguel: "why chyna tanking market again?"
jay: "appl stonk goes up"
deeni: (insert emoji here)
pooh: "
pj: "fucking cathy..."
selena gomez: (has left the chat)
jenny: (insert :jenny: emoji here)
craig: "
eddy: (insert chitcoin chart here)
danny: "hey guys check out my nft that i made 70k on today"
stare: "my coworker asked me if my cup was an image of testicles"
royroy: "!chart appl"
blue: "my portfolio hurts"
yoolee: "restore unions"
cham: "green"
anna: "why don't people buy low and sell high?"
stacy: (insert :stacylaughingatu: emoji)
simp: "abg where?"
by simpdoc May 08, 2022
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business breath

Bad breath caused by not eating breakfast but drinking a lot, at least two, coffees when at work.
Beware of Carl whispering his jokes in your ear today. He´s got the business breath again.
by Thilo The Creator January 11, 2022
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Business Meeting

A lockdown gathering of Tories whereby no notes are taken, no actions given, and no laptops, iPads, or phones are present. Only wine and cheese.
It wasn't a party or a gathering, it was a business meeting with wine and cheese
by TiredOfTories December 20, 2021
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<.7.9.76.>Yo Ne Se De esta Vida, Business WIse<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.76.>Yo Ne Se De esta Vida, Business WIse<.7.9.7.6>
by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025
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business shoulder

Sore shoulder from performing many hand shakes
I've been so busy networking this week I've got business shoulder from all the handshakes
by Uberbabe December 16, 2016
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Business Misleader

A Chipmunk like individual fed with a silver spoon as a baby, who at school intimidated those he considered less fortunate than himself and went on to be educated at university specialising in learning vocabulary to an unnecessarily high standard.

In order to impress, he mastered an uncanny ability for repeatedly dropping words into every conversation, words that only he understands. On occasions, these words will be duplicated to a point where nobody has the faintest idea what he is talking about.

He is easily impressed by empty responses to his regularly posted pompous drivel on various social media platforms which tend to be followed by equally delusional individuals.

Difficult financial situations within the company are created by the ill judged and ultimately fatal decisions he makes during the crusade to fuel his ego and gain recognition as a business leader for which he has absolutely no knowledge, let alone ability to achieve.

When faced with difficult situations which require confronting with determination and commitment, he has an unrivalled ability to speedily retreat and disappear without trace. Occasionally, he comes out under the cover of darkness to pillage and pilfer the product of his employees hard work.

His response to a position of financial adversity is not to seek a solution for his employees and their families but simply to abdicate his responsibility by handing his dummy to the Administrator
As the business misleader the company wont last long with me in charge
by Ravey Davey Gravy October 08, 2023
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A common Saying in northern Berlin.

Used to refer to Russians who have exceptionally white skin.
Supposedly it is from the late 90s come and can also be related to phenomenal beautiful eyes, cheek blasts and other body parts.
"You are surly the world's best business psychologist Sophie!"
"Trank You You!"
by Ugolino July 12, 2019
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