Liquid burrito

A burrito order from Chipotle containing beans, no rice, barbacoa, extra queso, all the salsas, and extra sour cream.

Some asshole just ordered a liquid burrito, hoe am I supposed to wrap this thing?

by Tacosauceman March 29, 2023

Burrito

A food that is covered in a tortilla or some other kind of sheet

The thing I shove up my ass sometimes

Random ass dude: Ay man what chu eating
Me: A burrito

*bangs on door*
Coach: What going on in there?
*slowly puts burrito in the ass*
Me: nothing sir

by PeepMC April 14, 2021

Burrito

A cat that is fat. Used to be named Skittles ( not sponsored) belonged to her mama Abigail. Bye sisters

Burrito why the fuck are you eating. The curtain?!?!

by Heysisspillthetea October 20, 2018

Burrito Neck

A burrito neck refers to someone who has a dirty neck, the neck reminds them of burrito meat.

"Hey man, wash your neck, you look like you got a burrito neck!"

by TheSeger October 24, 2023

Wet burrito

A dirty Puerto Rican. Usually people with the name Brian but with a “Y”, (Bryan).

Bryan is such a wet burrito. He’s constantly making dirty, sexist jokes, that are far from funny.

by Skilledalien July 11, 2023

Fat Burrito

An excessively large penis, usually attached to someone of hispanic heritage.

Jake lusted after Josés huge, fat burrito.

by Fuck Sally. June 10, 2018

Space burrito

A fruit roll up with magic mushrooms inside

I just ate a space burrito with my friends.

by sweetbbygrl July 14, 2025