Butthole action is when your butthole is pounded for one hour straight then a horse dick is inserted so he can put his cream inside your intestines
by John handcock 1233 November 28, 2017

When a club or venue DJ is terrible and can't keep the crowd engaged their name is assumed to be DJ Butthole
by Piratemothafuckinsteve March 18, 2023

by angry lil bird June 18, 2023

a phrase that is used when referring to having anal sex with your drug dealer in a van for free drugs
by iknowriight September 21, 2020

The bleached-butthole effect —
1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.
by tykomaki February 20, 2022

This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.
“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day ”
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*
by SkibiditolietRizz April 24, 2024

My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte
FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks
ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!
ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!
by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel September 10, 2019
