Brian Mueller

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU

*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro

by insecureitalian October 30, 2021

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Brian

The act of being forgetful and being a big sohai

That guy is such a Brian

by Dmex August 5, 2018

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Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.

Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.

by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021

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Big brian

A person who thinks he is smart but in reality he is a stupid idiot

Burger king is good

Bro is “big brian”

by Chuck687 June 20, 2023

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Brian roy

An epic legendary awesome group with the members Phoebe, Coco, Nex and Lily. comes from the word brain rot

we are brian roy

by puppylover28 July 19, 2023

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Brian

He is a very stubborn and short king who is caring and lovable and won't notice those qualities, or from what I know. He is strong-minded and is smart.

Brian may be ignorant, but he is not stupid

by jamommaaa March 25, 2025

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