Birthday Ass Pic

Get a free ass picture for your birthday

1: It's my Birthday

2: For real? Here's a Birthday Ass Pic

by Cupcakes69420 March 21, 2022

birthday loneliness

the inevitable emptiness one feels on their birthday for various reasons that is not limited to but including unmet expectations, disappointment, uneventfulness etc. there is no cure to birthday loneliness.

even though i celebrated my birthday, i sat by myself with my birthday loneliness at the end of the day

by dandee February 9, 2022

birthday crew

when all the people at chillies come out clapping and singing because it's your birthday

jimmy:hey waiter, it's timmy's birthday
timmy:SHIT
chillies people:*come out clapping with a burning cake* happy happy birthday from the birthday crew

by raybeez April 8, 2022

Birthday

The day you were born or the days every 1 year after you were born in which you celebrate. Also the day you can get gifts and presents. Also the day you are 1 year closer to death.

A : HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

B : Why would I be happy is my birthday?

A : Because you're 1 year older now

B : aka one year closer to death

A : ...

B : leave

A : okay

by BreadyBread April 12, 2022

Birthday

The day you deserve nice head

Go give them a nice birthday gift

by Yeah okay mommy April 30, 2022

Birthday Suit

A suit worn on one's birthday.

Tommy: Hey, happy birthday! I've never seen you in that suit before, it looks great!

Joel: Thanks man, it's my birthday suit!

by dictionery May 20, 2022

Birthday

The day I wanna be happy and satisfied with but I never managed it. Also, a day for which I really hope and expect that everyone will be kind to me.
Day when I want to see my friends but it turns out to day, when I realize that I don't have friends

ME: Hey, do you want to come to my birthday celebration IN 3 WEEKS?
EVERYONE: I can't, but I'll remember to congratulate you

*birthday*
They didn't remember congratulating me.

by You said "chocolate"?) May 22, 2022