A Badger's Chance

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.

"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."

by Omendob March 8, 2021

Bedeet

Derives from charleston same thing as sceeter but used after

Damn sceeter Bedeet!

by bdfgdf April 25, 2005

Easing the Badger

A night of partying that consists of drinking, flirting, and watch South Park, Youtube videos etc. Basically a party with a computer

Dude we totally had a great time Easing the Badger last night. Now I've got Poker Face stuck in my head!

by That1Dude May 17, 2010

put on your gay badge

it means to pack a bowl, when someone tells you to put your gay badge on you take out your pipe and pack the bowl

"ay man you needa put on your gay badge so we can get toked"

by brian October 2, 2004

Badger

Fun name used to refer to Ed Graham from The Darkness because of the white patch on his left eyebrow.

Badger badger badger ED!!

by R.Rocker November 6, 2008

Badger

Badger: (verb)When a birdy goes out-of-bounds to the left in badminton, usually inside the fence.

H: Ack! Out-of-bounds.
J: Yeah, you really badgered it there.

by Myself5 April 13, 2008

Chufty badge

Mancunian rhyming slang meaning 'vag' or 'vagina'

'Close your legs, I can see your chufty badge'

by SteveFries June 20, 2019