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bean lord

Akkey is a bean lord.
by K9RoryRose December 27, 2013
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Bean Fucked

To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax.
"Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!"
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."
by Dassah December 23, 2016
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Beans moment

A moment that is so awesome that it makes you want to eat and have an orgasmic moment at the same time.
Person 1: bro my mommy just died but I also got a triple feed

Person 2: that’s a pretty beans moment my dude
by Beans chungus June 27, 2021
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Chip Bean

The harmonious blend of bean and chip, which creates a sensation of the tongue, close to that of intercourse. Also described as "perfect", or "immaculate" it creates a combination of flavours undescribable by any other means than trying it
*Dinner lady*:"what would you like love?"
*Polish unit*:"Chip bean"
by Golem O'Hara January 18, 2019
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Bean Nation

A secret community of lovers who use beans as a cover for their affair. Includes ImAllexx, Memulous, James Mariott and WillNE>
"Hey Alex don't you love *cough* *nuzzle* beans?
"I sure do James!!! Bean Nation forever!
by robloxdaddy March 12, 2019
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Broad bean

A name for a person who thinks there a great captain but in reality they are just a squirrel
Person1:the captain is such a broad bean
Person2:ikr
by Grapes in hot tubs October 18, 2021
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Mason Bean

Mason bean is such a gay danus he needs to quit life.
by elizabethaaaaa January 21, 2019
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