Beating Egg

the act of one whom beats his/hers egg, in other words masturbates.

Yo bro look at that guy beating egg!

by nevadaskye June 12, 2012

beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

breaking bubbles

A toon that makes fun of the show Breaking Bad. They do this because everybody who likes the show Breaking Bad becomes creepily obsessed and always wants to talk about it. This was shown on Family Guy when Peter became hypnotized by the show. Breaking Bubbles is a comic which shows the characters of Breaking Bad as dumb.

Ted: Dude, did you see that episode of Breaking Bad last night?

Mike: No. I'm not obsessed with that show. Have you seen this picture of Breaking Bubbles?

Ted: That's not funny. Making fun of my TV show.

by batwoman24 September 14, 2013

Breaking a twenty

Going to the bar to drink to get the money someone owes you.

Michael: "I'm going to be breaking a twenty"
Me: "Time to break a twenty".

by Redrican June 12, 2014

beating the rubber

Masturbating with a condom on

Last night I was browsing online and then I ended up on PornHub, so I started beating the rubber. No mess at all!

by BlackDunker April 1, 2015

bearinger

A person who is gay but just a little so they aren't considered gay kind of like your uncle rick when he has a couple beers in him at the Christmas party for the family

BOY 1- So how was your date last night?
BOY 2- Great, she invited another girl over, she is such a bearinger
BOY 2- Awsome.

by 450yzracer January 26, 2016

beaning

Complete and udder domination, beaning is win one side or person has destroyed his or hers opposition, there have been many beaners over the years, Napoleon was a top beaner, as was George washington, Ice T was indeed a top beaner, the most recent beaner being "string bean" also known as "the alpha bean"

"fam your getting beaned on"
"were totatally beaning the bad memers"
"fam were so about to bean them"

by STRING BEEAAN April 25, 2016