Ass bandit

Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location

"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"

by VPFearson March 13, 2020

sting bandit

When your got suspicions one of your mates has got gay tendencies.
And tries to hide it but deep down you know.

He's nothing but a fucken sting bandit.

by the banditTtttpodfjgo[aernmgoB August 24, 2017

Bandit

Juice WRLD

I don't need no molly to be savage, uh, ayy
But when I'm on the molly, I feel savage
Ayy, my girl the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her heart, I'm the definition of a bandit

by SDA0408 December 9, 2022

canyon bandit

1.)A lesbian who engages in oral copulation with another girl

Don't bother trying to pick up on those two, their canyon bandits(e.g. it's cool my old lady goes both ways.... She's a total canyon bandit)

by assmnglr August 27, 2015

Bandit

The love of my life,
the most perfect person to ever exist

Oh my gosh! Have you seen my bf Bandit? He's SO perfect 😍

by mychemlovr July 8, 2022

Booty bandit

A individual who enjoys eating Booty. Tends to make the receiving partner obsessed with the “Booty bandit”

Watch out the booty bandit gone get you!

by Moefaygo April 7, 2023

Keister Bandit

During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.

Don't drop the soap, because David is quite the keister bandit.

by Walter Babcock August 8, 2021