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Butthole backblast

When you’re eating out someone’s ass from behind, and they let one rip in your face, sending small bits of poop onto your cheeks.
I was eating my girl out last night, I guess she had Taco Bell cause she hit me with butthole backblast.
by TheHiddenKel February 27, 2024
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butthole sleeve

when you have your arm snuggly inside of a prolapsed anal cavity
i gave myself a butthole sleeve last saurday
by marasovs phat cawk January 6, 2022
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Butthole Snot

Butthole snot is a bodily fluid. Butthole snot can only be produced by a person who is not the owner of the snot-holding butthole.
I was partying with Gwen and walked into Gavin’s backstage dressing room. We totally surprised him mid-thrust as he was donating butthole snot to a poor, misguided male groupie.
by I am the Travis November 29, 2020
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butthole

Guy 1: bro I got 3 pockets
Guy 2: dude what
Guy 1: come over tonight and you'll find out
Guy 7: butthole
by brick69 March 1, 2020
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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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Whistling Butthole

While having intense anal sex the male pulls out of her butthole and immediately goes down to her huge gapping ass hole and blows over it like blowing across a moonshiners jug.
My buddy was pounding his wife’s ass hole so good she begged him to give her the whistling butthole before the gapping closed.
by Tag Daddy January 24, 2024
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Opposable Buttholes

Two or more jerks who can be easily manipulated into confrontational situations.
Kyle and Steve plus alcohol and those jerks will argue for days.. such opposable buttholes.
by angry lil bird June 18, 2023
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